if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid
but what if you were adopted
I’m not up on the whole genetics thing
if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right
I thank everyone I don’t love.
They don’t cause me heartache
they don’t make me write long letters
they don’t disturb my dreams
I don’t await them anxiously
I don’t read their horoscopes in magazines
I don’t dial their numbers
I don’t think of them.
I thank them a lot
they don’t turn my life upside down.
― Dunya Mikhail, section 5 from "Non-Military Statements" in The War Works Hard. New England Natural Resources, 2005
i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques
apparently daddy long legs are called ‘harvestman’ in other parts of the world
what are they harvesting?????
Someday I’ll be writing about someone who loves me back.
i saw a gifset and ended up watching the entire show: a novel by me